Here are simple step by step instructions on how to play fetch with your car.

Step 1:  Find a car that you love so much you could just eat it up.

Step 2:  When you are greatly distracted by a brightly colored moose accidentally fling your car way out of reach.

Step 3:  Remember that you were playing with your car, find out where it went and try to drag yourself to it with your arms.

Step 4:  See if you can get your legs to help propel you forward.

Step 5:  Reach as far as you can for the car.  Lots of grunting and groaning will really help at this stag.

Step 6:  Rejoice that you have finally gotten your car by eating it.

Now that you have mastered the car see what else you can fetch.

Like maybe your Mom’s camera.