Here are simple step by step instructions on how to play fetch with your car.
Step 1: Find a car that you love so much you could just eat it up.
Step 2: When you are greatly distracted by a brightly colored moose accidentally fling your car way out of reach.
Step 3: Remember that you were playing with your car, find out where it went and try to drag yourself to it with your arms.
Step 4: See if you can get your legs to help propel you forward.
Step 5: Reach as far as you can for the car. Lots of grunting and groaning will really help at this stag.
Step 6: Rejoice that you have finally gotten your car by eating it.
Now that you have mastered the car see what else you can fetch.