How To Fetch A Car

Posted on June 14, 2013 by Emma

Here are simple step by step instructions on how to play fetch with your car. Step 1: Find a car that you love so much you could just eat it up. Step 2: When you are greatly distracted by a … Continue reading →

Do Not Leave Child Unattended

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Emma

There is a good reason why they have warning labels that say “do not leave child unattended”. It is because one day you will turn around to find your baby like this. I’m guessing he sat up, then looked over … Continue reading →

Henry – Five Months

Posted on May 14, 2013 by Emma

Henry, At five months you…. Sort of have enough hair to brush and still have a huge bald spot on the back of your head. Your eyes have officially turned brown. Didn’t gain much weight this last month (13 lb … Continue reading →